TiVo's Humorous Movie Synopses

Some movies, TiVo's descriptions of them, and some lame commentary from me in italics, from Jason Kottke:

• Hellraiser: Bloodline
  Man in space battles Pinhead, as did ancestors. (Ancestors don't do anything in space.)
• Cyborg Cop
  Drug agent's brother could be a cyborg. (Wasn't that an episode of Leave It To Beaver?)
• Sense and Sensibility
  Men romance and abandon sisters in 1900 England. (The novel was written in 1811, not 1900! by the way, "Romance and Abandon" was Austen's first title.)
• The Gunfighter
  Upstarts dare the fastest gun in the West. (And then what?!)
• Showgirls
  Dancer stoops low to rise in Las Vegas. (Hey, that's kinda clever.)
• Saturday Night Fever
  Brooklyn nobody becomes disco king to Bee Gees music. (Shoulda stuck with this same plot for Battlefield Earth.)
• The Usual Suspects
  A detective questions a con man about associates. (Sounds boring. Wake me up when that one's over.)
• Wonder Boys
  A writer and his student collide with life. (What does that mean, collide with life?)