Overheard At A Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Marathon

• "I know they're lonely and a long way from home, but should Sam and Frodo be spooning?"
• "If the cave troll and the Incredible Hulk had a fight, who would win?"
• "When do the Hobbits play Quidditch? Did I miss it?"
• "I think I see Peter Jackson."
• "You know, once you've made it with an elf, you never go back."
• "Would it kill them to "accidentally" leave a few reels out?"
• "If Frodo and Sam would just drive to Mount Doom, this film would be a lot shorter."
• "I will not rest until there's a black elf in Hobbiton."
• "You know what this film needs? More dancing."
• "I think I sprained my imagination!"
• "Gee, there are a lot of furry feet in this movie."
• "I can't feel my ass- will you carry me to the bathroom?"
• "I just stepped out to watch Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star next door. Did I miss anything?"
• "Seven hours of trailers for "Return of the King," what were they thinking?"
• "I think I just saw a Hobbit with Birkenstocks?"
• "Frodo dies!" (shouted by interloper at theater door; riot ensues)
• "Wow, these extra scenes add so much nuance to the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."