March 1, 1995

Church Street, Harvard Square, Cambridge MA 02138

The theater where Bruce Springsteen once performed (which inspired the quote "I have seen rock 'n roll future, and its name is Bruce Springsteen") was long ago chopped up into 5 movie screens:
  • Auditorium 1 is the original "orchestra" section of the theater. The screen is big and the seating average.
  • Screens 2 and 3 is the steeply raked "balcony" of the original theater, split into two adequate screens. The seating is completely unsatisfactory for a 6'2" gentleman theatergoer such as myself, especially at a sold-out screening, like the Hugo debacle in January 2012.
  • Screens 4 and 5 are the stage and flyloft of the original theater. These "theaters" are shaped like saltines boxes. They're only suitable for children, sadists, and the criminally insane.
There's the gamble: Harvard Square was very convenient, and the clientele was much more reliable than West Newton, for example. But there was a 40% chance of a completely unacceptable moviegoing experience, and only a 20% chance of satisfaction...and that's not even factoring the quality of the movie into the equation.
AMC Theaters closed the Church Street Theater in the summer of 2012, and I believe the space is still vacant in 2015?
Starting in the late 80s/early 90s, I saw dozens of movies at this theater, which operated under several names, including Sony, Loews, and AMC.

Church Street Trivia:

  • At least 33 movies total
  • First Movie: A midnight screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, circa 1990
  • Last Movie: The Hunger Games, March 2012
  • Best Movie: Master & Commander, but Braveheart and The Usual Suspects are tied for second.
  • Worst Movie: The Producers (musical remake, 2005) was bad; Full Frontal was just forgettable
  • Oscars: Around 8 or 9 Best Picture nominees
  • Musicals: Surprisingly a lot of musicals and nearly-musicals: Two very different musical biopics- Backbeat and Immortal Beloved, also The Producers, Team America: World Police, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Down With Love, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall (vampire puppets only). My wife saw Dreamgirls here while I saw The Good German in another theater- after my movie was over, I snuck into her screening just in time to watch the Dreamgirls closing credits.
  • No Spoilers: I memorably saw The Crying Game and The Usual Suspects here without knowing the twist surprises in advance.
  • A Martin Scorsese Movie: The Aviator and Hugo
  • Directed by Steven Soderbergh: The Good German and Full Frontal
  • Starring Harvard Square As Itself: I saw The Social Network here; uncanny to watch this movie with Mark Zuckerberg's character practically walking past the very theater we were sitting in.

Mostly Complete List

BalconyOrchestraStage or Fly LoftI've Forgotten Which
Backbeat, Gosford Park, Love Actually, The Crying Game, The Producers (2005), The Usual Suspects, Hugo, Team America: World Police Braveheart, Good Night and Good Luck, Master & Commander, Natural Born Killers, Sleepless In Seattle, The Aviator, It's Complicated, The Rum Diary, No Strings Attached, The Hunger Games, The Social Network, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show Down With Love, The Good German, Lost In Translation, and The Wild Bunch A History Of Violence, Full Frontal, Immortal Beloved, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sexy Beast, Sex Drugs Rock & Roll, The Golden Bowl, The Thin Red Line, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall