December 15, 2016

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Clark Kent's most relatable moment ever is when he climbs into
this bathtub with Lois Lane. To hell with our security deposit,
let the bathroom flood!
Finally saw Dawn of Justice. It's bombastic, glacially paced, and it stole all its best ideas from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Some bizarre dream sequences...but! Amy Adams in bathtub!
By the way, this is a terrible title for a Justice League origins movie. Should the Avengers origin movie have been called Iron Man v Captain America: Dawn of Avengers?!
(At home on HBO Go)