November 26, 1999

Sleepy Hollow

sleepyBetween Mars Atacks! and Planet Of The Apes, Sleepy Hollow completes the Mediocre Tim Burton Trilogy. Fifteen years later I hardly remember this movie at all. (The day after Thanksgiving, Showcase Cinemas Randolph)

November 19, 1999

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc

messengerTrippy and peculiar. Milla "Lelu Dallas" Jovovich is convincing as Joan of Arc.

November 13, 1999


A doubting New Jersey Catholic pokes some holes in Roman dogma, while making lots of penis jokes too. dogmaThoughtful and filthy at the same time. Pictured (left): Salma Hayek takes her shirt off. Kevin Smith is a fine screenwriter, but a mediocre, uninterested movie director.