Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
March 18, 1994
Dan and I went to see this Christmas movie in March (why did Touchstone release this Christmas movie in the spring?) at a theater in Verona, NJ, while visiting New Jersey for Beatlefest, the annual Beatles fan convention: