Jonah: If you get a new wife, I guess you'll get to have sex with her, huh?
Sam: I certainly hope so.
Jonah: Will she scratch up your back?
Sam: [surprised] What?
Jonah: In the movies, women are always scratching up the mens' backs and screaming and stuff when they're having sex.
Sam: How do you know all this?
Jonah: Jed's got cable.
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